School Crashers/Story

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Beginning

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This is a story about one of the countless 100% Orange Juice parallel worlds that may or may not exist.


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Marc

My name's Marc! I'm a snappy teenage girl that just got into the Ebimanyou Private Academy this spring!
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Marc

I'm still getting used to my new school life, but I really enjoy every day with my new friends.
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Marc

Oh boy, what a nice and warm day today!
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Sora

Marc, Marc.
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Marc

Whoa, morning, Sora.
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Sora

Good morning. Is everything okay? You seem a little absent-minded.
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Marc

I can't help it. It's so warm today...
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Sora

I understand. We're having a very pleasant day today. It took me a lot of work to get myself out of bed this morning.
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Marc

Sheesh, Sora.
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Sora

Fufufu... But really, it's so wonderful today.
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Syura

So darn true... Why not play hooky and just bask in the sun?
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Sora

Whoa, you surprised me. I didn't notice you at all, Syura...
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Syura

Morning, Sora-Sora and Maroon! *Yawn*
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Marc

Syura... Your face looks like that of a zombie.
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Sora

Your eyes are totally lifeless. Did you do another one of your video gaming binges?
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Syura

Ex-freaking-cuse me! You don't describe a girl's looks that way...! Well, it's completely true, though!
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Syura

My favorite game got an update last night, and I was like, "Who needs sleep!", and ended up playing it non-stop until just now.
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Marc

Until just now...?!
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Sora

You stayed up all night...?
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Syura

Yeah... But I'm in the game club, right? It was all part of the club activities, so you could say I'm having a very healthy school life!
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Marc

It's absolutely not healthy.
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Sora

I couldn't agree enough.
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Syura

I'll be fine. This pales in comparison to what I've had before...
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Syura

But hey, that's not important now!
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Peat

Hmph, you girls are laidback as always!
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Marc

Peat!
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Peat

Don't call me that. Address me as senpai!
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Marc

Senpa... i?
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Peat

I'm one year older than you! ...But really, is now the time to be taking it so easy?
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Marc

Huh?
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Syura

He's right! Look at the time! We're going to be late!
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Sora

I thought I left home early enough... What?
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Marc

How is it already this late...?!
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Syura

It's because you two were standing there spaced-out for too long!
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Sora

That's correct. We were absorbing this wonderful spring warmth.
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Marc

It's because the sun just feels way too nice today...
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Peat

That's you guys' own fault! Sorry, I'm going to go on ahead!
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Sora

I don't want to be late, either. I'm going to fly over.
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Syura

Hey, give me a ride.
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Marc

What? Is it okay to ride Sora? Let me in.
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Sora

Y-you're going to ride me...? But this is an emergency. I'll do my best!
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Peat

What the hell?! That's cheating!
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Sora

Oh. Would you like a ride too, senpai?
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Peat

Oh, uh, if you say so.
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Marc

*Stare*
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Syura

*Stare*
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Peat

(I-I'm pretty sure the other two girls will judge me harshly if I take her up on the offer...)
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Peat

I-I'm good! I'm going to make it... I hope!
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Sora

I see. Okay, girls, hang on tight. We're going to go a little fast.
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Syura

Yay!
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Marc

Thanks, Sora...
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Sora

Here we go...!
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*Zooooooom*!


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Syura

Heboo!
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Marc

Th-that's super fast! Look, we can already see the school...
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Sora

I hope we make it...!!
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Syura

We'll be fine! We're going to... Hm, there's somebody by the gate...
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Marc

It's Mr. NoName...!!
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NoName

A clump of school girls is flying straight toward me...
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Sora

Wah, please get out of our way!
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NoName

I won't! I'm catching you all in my arms!
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Syura

That's sexual harassment! I mean, someone's really gonna get hurt!
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*WHAAAAM*!!


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Sora

*Cough, Cough*! I-I'm sorry. Are you two all right?
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Syura

Yeah, somehow... Marc, are you okay?
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Sora

Are you all right, Marc?
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Marc

I-I'm fine... But...
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Marc

What should we do about... this?
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Sora

Oh my goodness...
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*Bell rings*.


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Peat

*Pant, pant*... Dang it, I didn't... make it!
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Marc

...
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Peat

Huh?
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Peat

What are you guys doing here? Did you mess something up again?
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Syura

Ah, senpai! Wh-wh-wh-wh-what should we do?!
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Marc

Peat... L-look at this.
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NoName

*Silent*
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Peat

Whoa!! Is that the head of... Mr. NoName?! Did you guys...
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Sora

It's all my fault. I couldn't stop myself.
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Marc

That's not true. None of this would've happened if we hadn't ridden Sora.
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Syura

The teacher didn't even try to dodge us! But if you receive a group of three girls flying at that speed...
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NoName

...
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Syura

This was kind of inevitable, wasn't it? Tehe!
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Peat

This is not something to 'tehe' about. What are you going to do about this...?
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NoName

You three are more scrawny than I imagined.
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Syura

Ugyaaaaah! The head talks!!
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NoName

Well, I am a robot.
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Sora

We forgot about that.
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NoName

If I were human, I'd make a fine grotesque image right now.
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Marc & Sora & Syura

We're sorry.
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Syura

Wait, you called us scrawny! How dare you!
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NoName

I just told the truth, but now's not the time for that! The bell rang, so you kids go to class already.
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Marc

B-but are you okay?
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NoName

Oh, hell no! I'm going to go find my body that you blew away somewhere! Also, you all come see me in the staff room after school!
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Marc & Sora & Syura

Okay...
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Peat

Jeez... Juniors these days.
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NoName

You, too.
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Peat

What...? No!
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After school...


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Marc

*Sigh* I've been too worried about what happened this morning to focus on class.
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Sora

So have I.
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Syura

Fue... Oh, school's over already?
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Marc

You slept through it all...
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Syura

Yeah. I feel more alive now... is what I'd say if we didn't have to go see Mr. NoName...
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Marc

Ugh, this sucks.
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Sora

I wonder if he found his body...
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Marc

Hello, we're here to see Mr. NoName.
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Syura

Heeellooo.
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Sora

Hellooo.
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NoName

You three are late.
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Marc

Mr. NoName, we're terribly sorry about... Huh?
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Syura

You're still without a body?!
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NoName

...I couldn't find it.
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Sora

Fue!?
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NoName

To be more precise, someone took it...
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Syura

What? Who would take stuff like that?
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NoName

You nimrod! Mine is an extremely high-tech humanoid body. Anyone would kill for it.
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Sora

I wouldn't.
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Marc

Me neither...
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NoName

It's all your fault! Just accept the blame and help me!
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Syura

Um, how about replacing it with my club's old desktop computer?
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NoName

What kind of a body would that make!? Anyway, I need you to find the rest of my lost body parts.
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Marc

Okay, we will... But what do you mean by body parts?
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Peat

Take a look at this...
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Marc

Peat! Is that...
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Sora

One of Mr. NoName's arms?
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NoName

As you can see, my body got blown apart and taken away... by those stupid rats.
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Peat

You've seen them running around the school property, right? They always cry 'poppo, poppo.'
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Sora

Mikkie Mou...
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Peat

No.
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Peat

They're pretty mischievous, and it seems they've taken Mr. NoName's body this time.
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NoName

That said, you guys go get my body back from those stupid rats.
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Peat

This school is infested with them. You should be able to find some easily.
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NoName

If you fail to find even a single part of my body, I'm going to make you all repeat the year.
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Sora

Fue!?
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Syura

Fah!?
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Marc

W-we may already get held back, even though we just got in...!?
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NoName

If you want to advance, find my body at all costs... I mean, seriously, I'm really counting on you guys.
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Marc

That's right. We made this mess, so we must clean it up ourselves!
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Sora

I agree. I'll do my best.
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Syura

If we work together, this will be easy peasy! Let's give it our all!
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Ending

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Marc

Mr. NoName, we found all the parts!
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NoName

Really? Thank you! All right then, put them together real quick, will ya?
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Syura

Ayyye! I got this!
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.........


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NoName

I am back.
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Sora

I'm glad it worked.
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Peat

That was so much trouble.
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NoName

Phew... I really was worried how this would turn out. You girls learned a good lesson this time. Never ever fly over to school again, okay?
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Sora

My apologies...
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Syura

But you got in the way trying to catch us, yelling "A clump of school girls."
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NoName

...I never would've done that if I'd known how scrawny you are.
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Syura

How terrible!
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Sora

I'm really relieved we were able to find everything, though.
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Marc

Couldn't agree more... I promise I'll leave home much earlier starting tomorrow.
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Marc

Another nice and warm day.
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Sora

Yes, it is. But we shouldn't stay to enjoy it for too long...
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Marc

Right, we don't need any trouble like before.
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Syura

Oh man, look how bright the sun is. Actually, it's a little too bright after an all-nighter...
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Sora

Syura, did you do that again?
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Syura

Club activity.
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Marc

You're helpless.
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Peat

Hmph, you girls are laidback as always!
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Marc

Peat!
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Peat

I told you not to call me that! Add 'senpai'!
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Peat

And when I'm riding this... Call me Blue Crow.
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Syura

Good morning, Senpai! So you're a biker now, huh?
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Peat

Fufufu... This is Blue Crow, my precious bike. With his speed, I'll never be late to school.
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Sora

That is cool.
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Peat

Hah hah hah, isn't it? I'll go ahead. See you guys later!
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Marc

W-whoa! Peat, you're going way too fast!
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Peat

It's Blue Crow!
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Syura

Oh man.
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Sora

What is it, Syura?
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Syura

I can already tell how this will play out.
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Marc

He'd better slow down. It's like before, when we...
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Peat

What the?! Why's Mr. NoName there?!
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NoName

Gyaaah! I don't want any guys!
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Peat & NoName

Guwaaaaah!!!
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Syura

Oh man, the teacher's totally scrapped again.
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Marie Poppo

Poppoo.
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Marc & Sora & Syura

Oh.
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Marc

It's them...
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Sora

At this rate, his body will go missing again...
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Syura

Argh, I'm so freaking drained from that all-nighter...
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Marc

We must gather all the parts before they can take them away! Sora, Syura, let's go!
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